How to tell your crush you like them:

santannanelson6:

*writes on piece of paper*

Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.

MEANING:

Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.

nungers:

"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"

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Nationals Park - August 11th

senor-cactuar:

the avengers?

how about the international justice league of super acquaintances

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am i 19? or do i just look hella fuck in good for 91. the world may nenever know. that makes sense there bc those are tootsie rolls. i think. i fucking hope so bc i ate oNe!!

buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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edwad:

*phone rings*
“hello”
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power