*writes on piece of paper*
Cher, *insert crush’s name* je vous aime beaucoup et je prie Dieu que vous ne connaissez pas le français.
Dear , *insert crush’s name* I love you a lot and I’m praying to god you don’t know French.
"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
how about the international justice league of super acquaintances
why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween
when u can be
“hi! is your refrigerator running”
“yes it is”
“mine is as well! can’t wait to see your fridge at the race tomorrow”
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power